Quick-Dry Microfiber Towel from the Dopamine Menu
Ultra-absorbent, quick-dry, sand-resistant, and artist-designed like your favorite guilty-pleasure snack—only this one actually does something useful after the hit wears off.
What Makes It Different
This isn’t just another “meh” beach towel. It’s a high-performance microfiber towel disguised as a dopamine-triggering piece of snack-bar art.
- Ultra-Absorbent & Quick-Dry Tech — Pulls in water fast and dries way quicker than cotton, so you’re not wrapped in a cold, soggy reminder of your life choices.
- Antimicrobial & Odor-Resistant — Helps resist odor and bacteria so it doesn’t smell like your gym bag, car trunk, or last-week swimsuit.
- Sand-Free Weave — Sand and grit shake off easily instead of clinging to every fiber, so you don’t bring the whole beach home with you.
- Compact, Lightweight & Durable — Packs small for beach bags, backpacks, festivals, road trips, and carry-ons, while holding up to real-life use.
- Eco-Friendly Microfiber — 88% of the towel is made from recycled plastic that’s spun into a soft polyester yarn and woven into the microfiber.
- Artist-Designed Dopamine Print — A loud, playful graphic that feels like a menu of tiny serotonin hits—minus the sugar crash.
How It Feels
Smooth, soft microfiber that feels good on sun-soaked skin and post-shower shoulders. Light on your body, light in your bag, and never heavy with that damp, swampy towel feeling.
Design Story: The Dopamine Menu
WHAT’LL IT BE? Welcome to the Dopamine Menu, where every bite is a serotonin hit and each sip whispers, “You deserve this.”
This design leans into the way we chase little rewards—snacks, screens, sips, swipes—and turns it into something you can actually use every day. Our special today is the Instant Gratification Combo: bold art, real function, and zero shame.
Order now before your brain realizes it’s being tricked into liking something genuinely practical.
Questions, Answered
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Specs
- Material: Recycled microfiber blend (Polyester + Nylon)
SIZE & WEIGHT
CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach to keep the microfiber performing at its best.
USE: Beach Days, Pool Hangs, Lake Trips, Showers, Travel, Festivals, Road Trips, and Any Moment You Want a Little Extra Dopamine