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A beach towel with a geometric and artistic pattern featuring various designs including skulls and abstract shapes, predominantly in black and pink colors.
A towel with a black and white design featuring flowing, abstract lines that create a hypnotic, wave-like pattern across the entire surface. The organic curves interweave, creating a mesmerizing effect. At the center, there is a small, oval emblem that reads "Special Edition Artist Series" in stylized text. The overall aesthetic is bold, minimalistic, and visually dynamic, giving the towel a modern, artistic appeal.
Towel with skull design on a beach at sunset
Corner detail of the Happy Faced Towel Not Your Grandmas Towel
A close up photo of Happy Faced Towel Fabric
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Ultimate Towel - Not Your Grandma's Towel

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Size
SIZE
 LENGTH WIDTH
LARGE 72"  36"
MEDIUM 60" 30"
SMALL 40" 20"
Size Guide

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Quick-Dry Microfiber Towel for the Bold- Not the Easily Offended

Lightweight, ultra-absorbent, sand-resistant, and unapologetically loud. Built for beach days, pool sessions, festivals, road trips, and anywhere you’re willing to turn a few heads on purpose.

Ultra-Absorbent Quick-Dry Tech Antimicrobial Compact & Lightweight Durable Sand-Free Weave Eco-Friendly Microfiber Artist-Designed

What Makes It Different

High-performance microfiber disguised as bold, slightly-offensive, limited-edition art.

  • Ultra-Absorbent & Quick-Dry Microfiber — Dries fast and stays light for repeat dips and long days out.
  • Antimicrobial & Odor-Resistant — Helps resist funk so it smells less like your gym bag after leg day.
  • Sand-Free Weave — Shake it clean and don’t bring half the beach home with you.
  • Compact, Lightweight & Durable — Packs down small for bags, packs, lockers, and car trunks.
  • Eco-Friendly Microfiber — Made from a recycled microfiber blend that’s built to last.
  • Artist-Designed Print — Guaranteed double-takes, maybe triple.

How It Feels

Smooth, soft, fast-drying microfiber with no stiff terry texture — comfortable post-sun, post-swim, post-shower, or post-questionable decision.

Design Story: Parental Advisory Energy

In a different time this towel might’ve come with a parental advisory sticker. Lucky for you the internet made everything “offensive” one mouse click away. For some that’s a dream, for others a nightmare — either way, this towel goes hard.

Expect double-takes, triple-takes, and at least one person asking where you got it. Art should make you feel something. This one might make you blush, laugh, or high-five a stranger.

Questions, Answered

What is this towel best for?
Beach days, pool parties, lake trips, festivals, road trips, showers, and anywhere someone might appreciate (or question) your taste in art.
Does it dry fast?
Yes — quick-dry microfiber dries faster than cotton and stays lighter between sessions.
Is it sand-free?
Yes — shake it out and move on. No gritty surprises in your bag or car.
Is it eco-friendly?
Yes — 88% of the towel is made from recycled plastic that’s spun into polyester yarn and woven into microfiber. Reusable, washable, and durable means less landfill waste and fewer throwaway towels.
Will it smell?
Its antimicrobial, odor-resistant design helps it stay fresher between washes — even when you forget it in the car after the beach.

Specs

  • Material: Recycled microfiber blend (Polyester + Nylon)

SIZE & WEIGHT

Size
Dimensions
Weight
Large
72" × 36"
20.6 oz
Medium
60" × 30"
14.3 oz
Small
40" × 20"
6.6 oz

CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach.

USE: Beach, Pool, Festivals, Road Trips, Showers, Lake Days, and All Social Situations With a Sense of Humor

Stuff to read about our towels.
  • 88% RECYCLED POLYESTER, 12% NYLON
  • Fabric weight: 9.44 oz./yd.² (320 g/m²)
  • Dual sided printing
  • Traceability: Knitting, Dyeing, Manufacturing — China
A woman in a white bikini stands on a rocky beach, holding up a large blue beach towel with a colorful abstract design and bold white text. The towel is caught in the breeze, billowing behind her. She is smiling and looking toward the ocean, with the bright blue sea and white-capped waves stretching into the horizon. The sky is clear with a few scattered clouds, creating a vibrant and peaceful beach atmosphere.

Best Beach Towel out there!

Frequently asked Questions

1. What makes Happy Face towels different from regular towels?

Our towels are built different. They’re for sweat, dirt, sand, and whatever else life throws at you—whether you’re hiking up a mountain, wiping down after a workout, or just lounging for the day by the pool. Don’t go anywhere without it.
2. What are Happy Face towels made of?

Magic. Well, not really, but close enough. They’re made of a special blend of high-quality, quick-drying microfiber that’s soft, super absorbent, and won’t stink up the joint like that old ratty towel you keep around.
3. Do they dry fast?

Totally! Their unique fiber blend allows air to circulate around the towel, making it dry out faster than a normal towel.
4. Are they good for travel?

Absolutely. They’re lightweight, compact, and don’t take up half your suitcase. Whether you’re backpacking through the mountains or crashing on a friend’s couch, Happy Face towels are your low-maintenance travel buddy.
5. Can I use them at the beach?

Absolutely! They’re sand-resistant, which means you won’t take half the beach home with you. Plus, they actually dry you off instead of just pushing water around like some towels we won’t name.
6. Are they eco-friendly?

Heck yeah! Our towels are made of 88% recycled plastics, use less water and detergent to wash, and last a really long time.
7. Do they really resist odors?

Yep. Say goodbye to that mildew stench that haunts your current towels. Our towels dry so fast, bacteria doesn’t even have time to think about moving in. No funk, no fuss.
8. Are Happy Face towels machine washable?

Yep, just toss them in the wash and go. No weird special instructions—just keep them away from fabric softener.
9. Do they come in different sizes?

Yep. Small, Medium, and Large. Pick your poison. Whether you need a tiny one for your sweaty face or a big one to wrap yourself like a human burrito, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
10. How much water can it absorb?

More than you'd think. Happy Face towels can soak up more than 4 times their weight.

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