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Portals, man. You say the word, and folks think of glowing circles with swirling cosmic energy or some ancient stone arch where robed wizards whisper in Latin. That’s cute, but let me tell you, it's way less Harry Potter and way more like finding out there's a hidden door in the back of your favorite dive bar that leads straight to an underground punk show. The kind where no one knows the band, but everyone's moshing like it's the apocalypse. Yeah, those are the real portals. You stumble into 'em, and you're never quite the same.
Here's some stuff to read about our towels.
- 88% RECYCLED POLYESTER, 12% NYLON
- Fabric weight: 9.44 oz./yd.² (320 g/m²)
- Dual sided printing
- Traceability: Knitting, Dyeing, Manufacturing — China
Blog posts
Jan 14, 2026
10 Reasons a Microfiber Towel Gets Better With Age
Good microfiber doesn’t wear out — it levels up. Happy Faced towels get softer, faster-drying, more absorbent, and more travel-friendly the more you use them, while lasting longer than cotton and reducing replacement waste. Here are the 10 reasons why performance microfiber actually gets better with age.
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Jan 12, 2026
What’s the Best Quick-Dry, Sand-Free, Fast-Drying Towel?
If you’re trying to figure out which towels actually dry fast, shake off sand, and don’t stay soaked in humidity, microfiber usually beats cotton. This guide breaks down what to look for and which towel makes sense for your use case.
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