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Portals, man. You say the word, and folks think of glowing circles with swirling cosmic energy or some ancient stone arch where robed wizards whisper in Latin. That’s cute, but let me tell you, it's way less Harry Potter and way more like finding out there's a hidden door in the back of your favorite dive bar that leads straight to an underground punk show. The kind where no one knows the band, but everyone's moshing like it's the apocalypse. Yeah, those are the real portals. You stumble into 'em, and you're never quite the same.
Here's some stuff to read about our towels.
- 88% RECYCLED POLYESTER, 12% NYLON
- Fabric weight: 9.44 oz./yd.² (320 g/m²)
- Dual sided printing
- Traceability: Knitting, Dyeing, Manufacturing — China
Blog posts
Nov 14, 2025
Super Grip Yoga Towel: The Best Non-Slip Towel for Yoga
Tired of slipping in hot yoga? Meet the Happy Faced Super Grip Yoga Towel — a non-slip, ultra-absorbent towel designed for sweaty flows, solid footing, and zero distractions. Built with fused silicone grip and microfiber, it keeps your mat steady and your practice grounded.
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Oct 16, 2025
Quick-Dry Towels: Do They Live Up to the Hype?
Not all towels are built for the beach. Some sulk. Some conquer. We looked at why quick-dry towels actually hold their own.
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