Quick-Dry Sand-Free Microfiber Beach & Outdoor Towel – Squint
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A beach towel by Happy Faced, Designed by Liam Warr titled Squint. Front side. Towels Made for Beach Yoga Travel and Adventure
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Ultimate Towel - Squint

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Size
SIZE
 LENGTH WIDTH
LARGE 72"  36"
MEDIUM 60" 30"
SMALL 40" 20"
Size Guide

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Quick-Dry Microfiber Towel — The Squint Dimension Edition

Ultra-absorbent, sand-free, and just weird enough to make you question reality. Designed for beach days, pool hangs, and accidental portal openings.

Ultra-Absorbent Quick-Dry Tech Antimicrobial Compact & Lightweight Travel-Ready Sand-Free Weave Eco-Friendly Microfiber Artist-Designed

What Makes It Different

Function-first microfiber wrapped in a playful visual anomaly. Built for real-world use with a touch of interdimensional nonsense.

  • Quick-Dry & Ultra-Absorbent — Microfiber drinks fast and dries fast, unlike cotton that clings to moisture.
  • Sand-Free Shake-Out — Sand, dirt, and cosmic residue fall away with a few snaps.
  • Antimicrobial & Odor-Resistant — Helps prevent funk during multi-day adventures.
  • Compact & Lightweight — Perfect for beach bags, backpacks, and quantum suitcases.
  • Eco-Friendly Microfiber — 88% recycled plastic spun into soft, high-performance yarn.
  • Artist-Designed Weirdness — Bold linework meets optical chaos in the best way.
  • Multi-Use Performance — For beach, surf, travel, gym, pool, camping, and dimension jumps.

How It Feels

Smooth, soft microfiber with no gritty or crunchy texture. Comfortable against skin after ocean, chlorine, or cosmic radiation.

Design Story: The Squint Towel

It doesn’t care if it's folded perfectly or hung just right — it's here to add a dash of chaos in a good way.

Squint your eyes just right and you might spot a hidden message from another dimension.

Disclaimer: The Squint towel may or may not grant you access to said dimension and we will not be held liable.

Questions, Answered

What is this towel best for?
Beach, surf, travel, pool hangs, camping, gym showers, lake days, festival mischief, and theoretical dimension exploration.
Does it dry fast?
Yes — microfiber dries significantly faster than cotton, making it ideal for multi-use days and travel.
Is it sand-free?
Yes — sand shakes off easily instead of clinging to loops.
Is it eco-friendly?
Yes — 88% of the towel is made from recycled plastic, spun into soft yarn, woven into microfiber, and built to last.
Will it smell?
Its antimicrobial, odor-resistant build helps it stay fresher between washes — especially if you don’t store it wet in a bag for 3 days.

Specs

  • Material: Recycled microfiber blend (Polyester + Nylon)

SIZE & WEIGHT

Size
Dimensions
Weight
Large
72" × 36"
20.6 oz
Medium
60" × 30"
14.3 oz
Small
40" × 20"
6.6 oz

CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach.

USE: Beach, Surf, Travel, Pool, Camping, Gym, Festivals, and Interdimensional Adventures

Stuff to read about our towels.
  • 88% RECYCLED POLYESTER, 12% NYLON
  • Fabric weight: 9.44 oz./yd.² (320 g/m²)
  • Dual sided printing
  • Traceability: Knitting, Dyeing, Manufacturing — China
A woman in a white bikini stands on a rocky beach, holding up a large blue beach towel with a colorful abstract design and bold white text. The towel is caught in the breeze, billowing behind her. She is smiling and looking toward the ocean, with the bright blue sea and white-capped waves stretching into the horizon. The sky is clear with a few scattered clouds, creating a vibrant and peaceful beach atmosphere.

Best Beach Towel out there!

Frequently asked Questions

1. What makes Happy Face towels different from regular towels?

Our towels are built different. They’re for sweat, dirt, sand, and whatever else life throws at you—whether you’re hiking up a mountain, wiping down after a workout, or just lounging for the day by the pool. Don’t go anywhere without it.
2. What are Happy Face towels made of?

Magic. Well, not really, but close enough. They’re made of a special blend of high-quality, quick-drying microfiber that’s soft, super absorbent, and won’t stink up the joint like that old ratty towel you keep around.
3. Do they dry fast?

Totally! Their unique fiber blend allows air to circulate around the towel, making it dry out faster than a normal towel.
4. Are they good for travel?

Absolutely. They’re lightweight, compact, and don’t take up half your suitcase. Whether you’re backpacking through the mountains or crashing on a friend’s couch, Happy Face towels are your low-maintenance travel buddy.
5. Can I use them at the beach?

Absolutely! They’re sand-resistant, which means you won’t take half the beach home with you. Plus, they actually dry you off instead of just pushing water around like some towels we won’t name.
6. Are they eco-friendly?

Heck yeah! Our towels are made of 88% recycled plastics, use less water and detergent to wash, and last a really long time.
7. Do they really resist odors?

Yep. Say goodbye to that mildew stench that haunts your current towels. Our towels dry so fast, bacteria doesn’t even have time to think about moving in. No funk, no fuss.
8. Are Happy Face towels machine washable?

Yep, just toss them in the wash and go. No weird special instructions—just keep them away from fabric softener.
9. Do they come in different sizes?

Yep. Small, Medium, and Large. Pick your poison. Whether you need a tiny one for your sweaty face or a big one to wrap yourself like a human burrito, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
10. How much water can it absorb?

More than you'd think. Happy Face towels can soak up more than 4 times their weight.

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