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Anonymous artist graphic ARTIST 17 IDENTITY CLASSIFIED

LOCATION UNKNOWN · QUESTIONS DISCOURAGED

ANONYMOUS
ARTISTS

There are several perfectly reasonable reasons an artist might choose to remain anonymous.

01

FREEDOM

They choose the freedom that comes with anonymity. No interviews. No explanations. No awkward photos pretending to look natural near a painting.

02

WITNESS PROTECTION

They are not an artist at all, but a former mobster hiding from Johnny “Sausage” Barbato.

THERE IS A REAL GUY NAMED THAT.

Art is the cover story. Do not tell Mr. Sausage.

03

GLOBAL SECURITY

They are convinced that revealing their identity would trigger a global crisis of epic proportions.

Alien invasions. Time loops. A worldwide towel shortage. That sort of thing.

Whatever the reason, we respect it.

WE DON’T ASK QUESTIONS.

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