ATTACK SKATE TOWEL
The Attack Skate Towel was made for real skate sessions, not some neat little fantasy version of them. It dries fast, wipes sweat off your hands and face, sticks to metal with a built-in magnet and pairs with the Magnetic Towel Holder when you want it attached to your setup. That keeps it close instead of ending up on the ground like every other towel that had the misfortune of showing up at the spot. The art just happens to look completely fried too.
WHY IT HITS
Regular towels fall on the ground, stay damp too long, and get stuffed in your bag like a soggy afterthought. The Attack fixes that with quick-dry fabric, a built-in magnet, and a setup made for actual skateboarding.
SUPER ABSORBENT
Pulls sweat off your face and hands fast so you can stop slipping around and get back to the trick that has been disrespecting you for the last forty-five minutes.
QUICK DRY
Made from quick-dry performance microfiber so it does not turn into a damp little burden halfway through the session.
BUILT-IN MAGNET
This is the part that changes everything. Stick it to rails, benches, fences, bleachers, or your car and keep your towel clean, close, and out of the parking lot filth.
MAGNETIC TOWEL HOLDER READY
Your towel’s built-in magnet snaps directly into the holder, giving it a clean place to snap in, stay ready, and stay off the ground instead of getting tossed wherever it lands.
ARTIST DESIGNED
No corporate “streetwear” nonsense. No made-up rebellion. Just limited-edition artwork by real humans making something loud, weird, funny, and right.
PAIR IT WITH OUR MAGNETIC TOWEL HOLDER
The Magnetic Towel Holder is a soft silicone-wrapped magnet with a carabiner, built specifically for our magnetic towels. Clip it to your bag, belt loop, chair, or gear, then let your towel snap into place so it stays close, stays cleaner, and stays off the ground. There when you need it. Out of the way when you don’t.
USE IT TWO WAYS
The built-in magnet gives the Attack two clean ways to work. Stick it directly to metal at the spot, or pair it with our Magnetic Towel Holder to keep it clipped to your gear and ready to grab. Same towel. Two smart ways to use it.
WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT
THE ART
The Attack goes full fried-brain mode: neon spirals, glowing eyes, exposed brain, and a skateboard buried in the mess like that somehow helped. It is loud, weird, and exactly the kind of bad idea that makes perfect sense at the spot.
It is limited-edition artwork made by real people, and once Attack is gone, it is gone.
DETAILS
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Our towels are built different. They’re for sweat, dirt, sand, and whatever else life throws at you—whether you’re hiking up a mountain, wiping down after a workout, or just lounging for the day by the pool. Don’t go anywhere without it
Magic. Well, not really, but close enough. They’re made of a special blend of high-quality, quick-drying microfiber that’s soft, super absorbent, and won’t stink up the joint like that old ratty towel you keep around.
Totally! Their unique fiber blend allows air to circulate around the towel, making it dry out faster than a normal towel.
Absolutely. They’re lightweight, compact, and don’t take up half your suitcase. Whether you’re backpacking through the mountains or crashing on a friend’s couch, Happy Face towels are your low-maintenance travel buddy.
Absolutely! They’re sand-resistant, which means you won’t take half the beach home with you. Plus, they actually dry you off instead of just pushing water around like some towels we won’t name.
Heck yeah! Our towels are made of 88% recycled plastics, use less water and detergent to wash, and last a really long time.
Yep. Say goodbye to that mildew stench that haunts your current towels. Our towels dry so fast, bacteria doesn’t even have time to think about moving in. No funk, no fuss.
Yep, just toss them in the wash and go. No weird special instructions—just keep them away from fabric softener.
Yep. Small, Medium, and Large. Pick your poison. Whether you need a tiny one for your sweaty face or a big one to wrap yourself like a human burrito, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
More than you'd think. Happy Face towels can soak up more than 4 times their weight.