Quick-Dry Microfiber Towel for Both Halves of the Story
Ultra-absorbent, quick-dry, sand-resistant, and artist-designed for people who know we’re all a mix of opposites—good and bad, calm and chaotic, pizza with and without pineapple—and still trying to choose the better version of ourselves.
What Makes It Different
Built for real life and real moods—beach days, bad days, and every version of you that shows up in between.
- Ultra-Absorbent & Quick-Dry Tech — Microfiber pulls in moisture fast and dries way quicker than traditional cotton, so you’re not stuck in a cold, soggy wrap.
- Antimicrobial & Odor-Resistant — Helps resist odor and bacteria so your towel doesn’t smell like low tide or your forgotten gym bag.
- Compact, Lightweight & Durable — Packs down small for beach bags, carry-ons, gym lockers, and road trips while holding up to repeat use and wash cycles.
- Sand-Free Weave — Sand shakes off instead of clinging to every fiber, so the beach stays at the beach (where it belongs).
- Eco-Friendly Microfiber — Made with a recycled microfiber blend that’s built to last, not end up in the trash after one season.
- Artist-Designed Duality Print — A visual nod to yin and yang, ebb and flow, peaks and valleys, and all the ways we’re two halves of the same mess trying to do a little better.
How It Feels
Smooth, soft microfiber that feels good on sun-soaked skin and post-shower shoulders. No stiff hotel-towel vibes, no heavy drag—just light, quick-drying comfort that actually makes you want to use it every day.
Design Story: Two Sides, Same Human
We’re all basically two parts of a whole: the part that keeps us from being an a-hole, and the part that doesn’t care if we are. Yin and yang. Good and bad. Ebb and flow. Peaks and valleys. Pizza with pineapple and pizza without.
This design nods to that outward duality and the shifting sands of growth and continuous change we all deal with while we’re here—thirst and satisfaction, pleasure and pain, the moments we’re proud of and the moments we’d rather not talk about.
Bottom line, you can choose to not be a dick. This towel is a small reminder of that every time you pick it up.
Questions, Answered
What is this towel best for?
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Specs
- Material: Recycled microfiber blend (Polyester + Nylon)
SIZE & WEIGHT
CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid fabric softeners and bleach to keep the microfiber performing at its best.
USE: Beach, Pool, Travel, Camping, Road Trips, Gym, Lake Days, Everyday Showers, and All Your Dual-Personality Adventures