Happy Faced Towels Merch "Sascrotch Undies"
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Sascrotch Undies

Regular price $48.00

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Size

 

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾

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Ahem ... We dare you! We thought of a lot of jokes for this description but instead we pose this question. What would Bigfoot's cringe tinder profile read?

"Hey there, I’m Bigfoot, but you can call me Biggie. Looking for someone that's into guys that play hard to get and doesn’t mind a bit of hair. Im not looking to meet your family, or your friends, or anyone else really... Find me I dare you."

  • 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
  • Mid-rise
  • Lined front pouch for additional support
  • 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
  • Crotch panel
  • Overlock and coverstitch
  • No back seam for extra comfort
  • Blank product components in EU sourced from Lithuania
  • Blank product components in Mexico sourced from the US and China

Each pair is conjured into existence the moment you decide you absolutely need it. No mass-produced, sitting-on-a-shelf, contemplating-its-existence underwear here. It's fresh off the press, tailored to your discerning taste. Why? Because we're all about reducing overproduction, one cheeky pair of Bigfoot-adorned undies at a time. So, hats off to you, you eco-conscious, mythical creature-appreciating pioneer. Thanks for making purchasing decisions that even Sasquatch would nod in approval at.

Here's some stuff to read about our towels.

  • 80% RECYCLED POLYESTER, 20% NYLON
  • Fabric weight: 9.44 oz./yd.² (320 g/m²)
  • Dual sided printing
  • Traceability: Knitting, Dyeing, Manufacturing — China

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