HAPPY FACED ORIGINAL SIDEKICK TOWEL
THE SPORTSMAN Hunt only happiness. Kill only time.
The Sportsman wears camouflage, but subtle it is not.
Covered in woodland camouflage and marked with two reasonable suggestions—Hunt Only Happiness and Kill Only Time—this quick-dry Sidekick Towel was made for cold mornings, dirty hands, wet dogs, fishing boats, hunting camps, and occasionally doing absolutely nothing.
It dries fast, packs down small, and looks right at home anywhere trees outnumber people.
Made to disappear into the woods and earn its keep everywhere else.
The Sportsman is an outdoor towel for early mornings, muddy boots, cold lakes, fishing boats, hunting camps, roadside lunches, and sitting beside a fire pretending you know which direction north is.
- Super absorbent and quick-drying Absorbs water quickly and dries much faster than a traditional cotton towel, because carrying a cold wet blanket around all day builds character nobody requested.
- Antimicrobial and odor-resistant Helps resist funk between washes after long days around sweat, lake water, campfire smoke, fish, and somebody named Randy.
- Compact and lightweight Packs down small without taking over your backpack, tackle bag, duffel, boat compartment, or entire personality.
- Sand- and dirt-resistant weave Its smooth microfiber weave holds far less loose sand, dust, grass, and dirt than thick cotton terry.
- Recycled and durable construction Made with 88% recycled polyester and built for repeat use, regular washing, rough days, and being thrown into the back of a vehicle without ceremony.
- Original Happy Faced design Woodland camouflage paired with two outdoor rules worth remembering: Hunt Only Happiness and Kill Only Time.
Already tracked down the right towel? Impressive.
Soft enough for your face. Tough enough for outside.
Smooth microfiber feels soft against your skin without the
bulky weight and heavy loops of traditional cotton.
No soggy brick hanging from your shoulder. Just a lightweight
outdoor towel that absorbs water, dries quickly, and gets back
to minding its own business.
Camouflage with a better mission statement.
The Sportsman was built around two simple ideas:
Hunt Only Happiness.
Kill Only Time.
Not because every day outside needs to become a spiritual
awakening. Sometimes you are simply cold, dirty, hungry, and
wondering who forgot the snacks.
But the woods have a way of making the important stuff louder
and letting the stupid stuff disappear for a while.
The Sportsman is an original in-house Happy Faced design for
hunting, fishing, camping, lake days, or wandering around with
no measurable objective.
Questions, Answered
What is The Sportsman Sidekick Towel best for?
Is this only a hunting towel?
Does it dry fast?
Does dirt stick to it?
What is it made from?
Will it smell?
Specs
You made it to the end. Time successfully killed.
