WEB RITUAL SKATE TOWEL
The Web Ritual Skate Towel was made for actual skate sessions, not some spooky little fantasy version of them. It dries fast, wipes sweat off your hands and face, sticks to metal with a built-in magnet and pairs with the Magnetic Towel Holder when you want it attached to your setup. That keeps it close instead of ending up on the ground like every other generic towel that had no business showing up to the spot. The art just happens to look like it knows something you don’t.
WHY IT HITS
Sweaty palms. Dusty ledges. Sitting down for two minutes after getting worked by the same trick again. Regular towels are useless in that kind of mess. The Web Ritual was built for the actual rhythm of a session.
SUPER ABSORBENT
Handles sweat fast so your face, hands, and neck stop feeling cooked before attempt number 87 at the thing that should have worked by now.
QUICK DRY
Dries quickly between uses so you are not carrying around a wet, useless lump of fabric for the rest of the day.
BUILT-IN MAGNET
Rails, benches, fences, bleachers, cars. If it’s metal, the Web Ritual has a place to hang instead of ending up in the dirt.
MAGNETIC TOWEL HOLDER READY
Your towel’s built-in magnet snaps directly into the holder, giving it a clean place to snap in, stay ready, and stay off the ground instead of getting tossed wherever it lands.
ARTIST DESIGNED
No generated sludge. No committee-built “edge.” Just limited-edition artwork by actual people making things with a pulse.
PAIR IT WITH OUR MAGNETIC TOWEL HOLDER
The Magnetic Towel Holder is a soft silicone-wrapped magnet with a carabiner, built specifically for our magnetic towels. Clip it to your bag, belt loop, chair, or gear, then let your towel snap into place so it stays close, stays cleaner, and stays off the ground. There when you need it. Out of the way when you don’t.
USE IT TWO WAYS
The built-in magnet gives the Web Ritual two clean ways to work. Stick it directly to metal at the spot, or pair it with our Magnetic Towel Holder to keep it clipped to your gear and ready to grab. Same towel. Two smart ways to use it.
WHAT MAKES IT DIFFERENT
THE ART
The Web Ritual design pulls from ouija boards, spider webs, symbols, and all the strange little systems people use to make meaning out of chaos. Which, honestly, is not that far off from skateboarding.
It’s bold, weird, a little ominous, and built to live on a towel that gets dragged through actual life. Once Web Ritual is gone, it’s gone.
DETAILS
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Our towels are built different. They’re for sweat, dirt, sand, and whatever else life throws at you—whether you’re hiking up a mountain, wiping down after a workout, or just lounging for the day by the pool. Don’t go anywhere without it
Magic. Well, not really, but close enough. They’re made of a special blend of high-quality, quick-drying microfiber that’s soft, super absorbent, and won’t stink up the joint like that old ratty towel you keep around.
Totally! Their unique fiber blend allows air to circulate around the towel, making it dry out faster than a normal towel.
Absolutely. They’re lightweight, compact, and don’t take up half your suitcase. Whether you’re backpacking through the mountains or crashing on a friend’s couch, Happy Face towels are your low-maintenance travel buddy.
Absolutely! They’re sand-resistant, which means you won’t take half the beach home with you. Plus, they actually dry you off instead of just pushing water around like some towels we won’t name.
Heck yeah! Our towels are made of 88% recycled plastics, use less water and detergent to wash, and last a really long time.
Yep. Say goodbye to that mildew stench that haunts your current towels. Our towels dry so fast, bacteria doesn’t even have time to think about moving in. No funk, no fuss.
Yep, just toss them in the wash and go. No weird special instructions—just keep them away from fabric softener.
Yep. Small, Medium, and Large. Pick your poison. Whether you need a tiny one for your sweaty face or a big one to wrap yourself like a human burrito, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
More than you'd think. Happy Face towels can soak up more than 4 times their weight.